Funny Friday

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with
an unusual offer.

"Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When
you get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor
and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’
I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out." He passed
the clergyman the cash and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have
moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged.
When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the priest looks the young
man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every
command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your
life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you
will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both
shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice,
"Yes." The groom leaned toward the priest and hissed, "I thought we
had a deal."

The priest put the $100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made
me a much better offer."

Have a great weekend, wedding season is in full bloom!

Cheers,

Danna