Friday, December 5, 2008

Funny Friday

Here are some holiday quotes both funny and serious, enjoy your holiday season!

To many people holidays are not voyages of discovery, but a ritual of reassurance.

A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.

Marry an orphan: you’ll never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

To a joyful present and a well remembered past. Best wishes for happy holidays and a magnificent New Year.

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

Like ornaments, thoughts of special people brighten the season and warm our hearts.

I have had a holiday, and I’d like to take it up professionally.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.

No self-respecting mother would run out of intimidation's on the eve of a major holiday.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.

Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.

Wishing you the blessings of warmth and good cheer this Holiday Season.

Danna

Found these quotes on www.sayings.funnyjunkz.com

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