Funny Friday

Rules of Marriage
(as described by kids)
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10


-No person really
decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all
way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET
MARRIED?

Twenty-three
is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE
You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any
Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST
PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a
treasure)


-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10


6. WHEN IS
IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7


-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
- - Curt, age 7


-The rule goes like
this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with
them. It's the right thing to do.
- - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO
BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless
you child )

8. HOW WOULD THE
WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is ...........
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck . -- Ricky , age 10

Kids are so honest!!! Cute unless little Ricky is your Son:-))!

Have a Wonderful Weekend,

Danna